The MIUM PLayers
Alex Romero
Once found a turtle and named it Bob before realizing it wasn’t a turtle and it was dead.
Once bought a bought a boat just to sink it.
Found a wallet on the street and went on to be that person.
Tied a kite to a golf cart only to realize it was his own shoelace he tied.
Broke seventeen windshields during a parkour phase.
Gave her college lecture completely in Elvish.
Once kept a houseplant alive for a whole year.
“The soundtrack we didn't know we needed has been discovered.”
-Lean Cuisine, on MIUM’s sketch “Microwave”