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Why do I have to cook AND clean?

How Do I tell my roommate that I have other plans that does not involve her.

So my roommate and I we are in the same office but in different teams. She is not really friends with my team. Now my team is planning to go clubbing. My roommate is planning too, both want to go on the same day and I have not told her that I have plans with my team. I feel bad about leaving her alone as she is new in the city and we are close(kinda) but my team is not really comfortable with her . I have 5 hours to decide.

Dear Abby: As I write this, I am nearly blinded by tears. My husband told our seventeen-year-old son that if he didn’t come home with a haircut tonight, he didn’t have to come home at all. It is midnight, and Jon is not home yet. Why should something like the length of a boy’s hair make such a difference to a father? Jon is not a “bad” boy. All the boys he goes with have long hair.

HEARTBROKEN MOTHER

What Blockbuster Title would You Give Your New Porno?

Should I eat McDonald or spinach

I'm really craving McDonald's but I ate a tacos on Tuesday. the choice is hard. please help.

What to say when approach a girl

I don't have problem with approaching girls, but when I do it, I don't know what to say.