Another ep in the bag folks, and by bag, we mean your ears, and by ears we mean hearts.
The couple answer questions including:
What is love?
How do I get my husband to have sex with me?
Is it ok for an unnamed fiance to get a parking ticket while driving their partner’s car?
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Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik. Narrated by Beth Kuhn. Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith. Edit Kyle Mantegna.
Questions this episode:
Dear Abby:
I have a marriage license signed by two witnesses, so I must be married, although at times I’m not so sure. My husband has not come near me in I don’t know how long. When I snuggle up to him for a little affection, he says “don’t bother me, I’m tired.” Or, “Not now, it’s too late.” I’m no slob, Abby. I’m attractive, clean, and I’ve kept my figure. I’m 32 and he’s 34 and we both may as well be 90. I watch television in bed till my eyes fall out, but there’s got to be more to marriage than this!
No Love in Pittsburgh
I (23F) licked my date's (24M) finger and worried I really upset him
I went on a date with Evan last week. It was our second date and at an outdoor drive-thru movie place. We have known each other for about a year before this, for context. We got some concessions at the concessions stand and I asked for 2 snickers and a large popcorn.
When we got back to the car, I started crumbling them up and he asked what I was doing. I said I like to mix in snickers bits with my popcorn and get a nice sweet and salty mix. Normally when I do this sometimes I get a strong reaction from people, but he actually said it tasted pretty good and he's surprised he didn't try it earlier. Now for the problem.
After eating some of the mix for a little bit, he laughed and said he understood now why he didn't do it before and held up his sticky fingers. I said yeah, honestly I end up licking them a lot because the chocolate and caramel get everywhere. I licked my fingers and then jokingly took one of his and tried to lick it. I was mostly joking and thought he would pull away but I guess I caught him off guard and I ended up actually licking it. I tried to blow it off by opening my mouth super wide and pretending like I was gonna eat it whole but he wasn't laughing.
I gave him a napkin and some hand sanitizer but after that he got really quiet. The date was going pretty well up until that point, he had his arm around me, we were laughing, and enjoying the movie. But his body language changed, he didn't really say much for the rest of the data and turned his whole body away from me. He kissed me on the cheek at the end of the date but has been pretty silent since then. I asked him if he was okay and he said everything was fine but it didn't seem like it.
Are Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel two different people??!?
I was just wondering "oh it's the rock's name dwayne johnson or vin diesel?" so I googled vin diesel, then I googled dwayne johnson, then googled both and I see them both in the same picture?? how did I never realize they were two different persons??? my whole life feels like a lie
Does anybody understand the concept of Love? If so, can you please explain?
I simply don't understand how complicated love apparently is. People say that there are different types of love such as romantic, platonic, familial, etc? People also say that love is in amounts? Anytime I try to get someone to explain to me how this make sense, they can't explain it in a way that makes sense. People feeling like knowing them for longer or hanging our more means they should matter MORE to me or something, or people wanting to date me but they can't explain how that means anything different that just being friends are problems that my inablility to understand is causing.
-Banjo Kazooie sound effects game
-Kyle got Maggie a parking ticket