Finally, the moment we have all been waiting for. . . .The goal of any and every comedy-slash-sex podcast….EPISODE 69.

NICE.

Questions include:

Why do guys on dating apps always ask for my number?
How do I get over someone I barely even dated?
Is making out in a car hot or not?

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Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik. Narrated by Beth Kuhn. Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith. Edit Kyle Mantegna.

Things this episode include:

ALIAS: Nance Chikels

FROM: Los Angeles

I took my girl to the corner of Tongue Tangle road and Suck Face boulevard in the car last night, my question is, how do you feel about a car mouth mush session? Hot or not?

Getting over someone you barely dated?

I've been dating at a snail's pace for the last few months when met a girl I really liked on Hinge. We went on two dates, both of which went well, but she ghosted after the 2nd.

Normally, 2 dates is nothing and people move on, but I'm actually consumed by thoughts of her and having a hard time processing it.

Why do people want to take the conversation off the dating app so quickly?

It seems like a huge portion of the men I talk to on hinge or bumble ask for my phone number after only a few messages exchanged. I usually try to politely say I’d rather talk on the app until we meet in person because I hate giving out my number to men I barely know (I have had to block more than a few people’s numbers and have learned my lesson). But there’s always some people who interpret that as a rejection and get offended or hostile. I don’t get it. Why do so many people feel the need to jump very quickly off the dating app? It makes no sense to me.

Does anyone knock on the bathroom doors?

Does anyone knock on closed bathroom doors, in public? When using a single restroom in public (for example, at the office or Starbucks, etc), more than half the time when someone else wants to use it, they just try turning the handle. Luckily for me I haven’t come across any faulty door locks but why the hell does hardly anyone knock? I also notice that when I knock, I sometimes hear silence or an annoyed response. I am an old Millennial and always knocked on restroom doors before, is this a new thing or am I out of line for knocking/expecting others to knock??

Macrame. Put some knots on your wall! Macrame.

Bath bombs. Don’t worry. Only 1 in 300 is a real bomb.

Kyle has Maggie guess what he got at a garage sale. It’s an old landline phone!

Tattling. Tattle phone.