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Questions include:
How to tell someone they smell "down there"?
How to tell if someone LOVES you?
Do you work at this hotel??
LINKS:
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Produced by Maggie Smith, Kyle Mantegna, Alex Romero, Mariah Michael, Clark Pavlik. Narrated by Beth Kuhn. Theme Music by Kyle Mantegna & Maggie Smith. Edit Kyle Mantegna.
Questions Asked:
Dear Abby: I am a twenty-nine-year-old woman who has been married and divorced to the same man three times in the last ten years. Our last divorce became final three weeks ago and now Mike is begging me to marry him again. We don’t have any children and we don’t want any. Abby, the only time he is decent to me is when we’re divorced. He’s a wonderful lover but a rotten husband. He’s a boozer and a cheater. If I told you how much we’ve spent on lawyers you would think we were out of our minds. I love the guy but I know if I marry him again he’ll go back to his old abusive ways. Can you help me?
THREE-TIME LOSER
How do i tell my friend she smells bad down there? I don’t want to hurt her
My friend and I are really close and most times when we hang out you can kind of smell an odor down there i’m not sure she’s aware about it though. She has mentioned it one time that she smelled herself once and she started using boric acid but i don’t think it worked. My other friends have noticed it too and she has guys that she talks to so i’m worried they notice and talk about her but i don’t want to hurt her feelings.
That’s Not My Name
My husband and I married two years ago. I chose to keep my name, a decision my husband respects. I have no issue if people who don’t know this call me by my husband’s surname. My problem is that my mother-in-law — who does know — still addresses me by my husband’s name every time she sends a card or letter. My husband spoke to her the first time it happened: He told her I kept my name. She seemed fine with it, but she continues to use the wrong name. (She’s also very sensitive.) Should we raise this again or let it go?
-Daughter-in-law
Dealing with a partner that doesn’t cook for you.
My employee comes in every other day with a sad lunch, last night they had burgers for dinner so today the stay at home spouse packed my employee rice with a burger patty. If it’s not a sad poorly cooked lunch, it’s no lunch. Why do spouses especially stay at home ones fail to take the initiative of learning how to cook right for their partner that has to get up and work everyday. Employee states that it sucks to live like that. Advises me not to get married, tells me that spouses are pain in the ass. Frankly i have to agree, i don’t see many folks of this generation being old school and tending to their partner. Sure some of you will say “well you can cook for yourself too, expecting your spouse to do it is what’s wrong with men/women” but that’s not my point. If im going to marry someone that can’t cook/unwilling to learn and i have to do it on top of pay the bills, clean and love them, what are they good for then? for a companion i’ll get a dog. I was raised by a mom who would make a good dinner, lunch etc for my father everyday and she worked 40 hours a week. They have been married for 25 years strong because of the fundamentals, they each have a role and work at it to keep a happy relationship.
TL;DR scared of marriage with someone my age because of the part where i may be miserable eating bland food for the rest of my life. What do yall think